A Rant for Andy Rooney

Oh how I love a good rant! Who doesn't? Well, it does help to agree with the rant and even more so to be said ranter, but there's something of an art to being a seasoned ranter, one like the late <sniffle> Andy Rooney.

He made everyone smile with his words, his perspective. He put simple things into plain terms and made us consider ourselves and the things we do on a regular basis a little differently. It wasn't meant to  be philosophical I don't think, just an opinion worth mentioning and thinking about. Why do we have so many watches? Why do we pay for all the comforts of travel when the ride is only an hour, but still complain about the price? Why do we keep things we'll never need but can't quite throw them away. I can't do the man justice on ranting or even pointing out the simple things we might overlook in life, and I wonder if he ever even considered himself a ranter rather than an opinionated person or question-maker in some cases. I will, however, attempt my own blurb on my opinions, my qualms in life, and hope to somehow make someone think. I can't promise anything good.

I recently took a hiatus from the ever-popular Facebook having had enough of settings being changed without my permission, unwanted emails, constant 'image' changes, etc. I thought I really spend too much time reading statuses like "just fed the cat" or "traveling to sunny Cali again!" or "if you think your life is awful, just read below..." and such things. Really, I only joined to stay updated with friends and family, not to read about someone's inner thoughts or to hear about day-to-day activities. I don't care how often someone with a cold blows his or her nose. I don't want to repost your sentiments and I don't care to read your thought-provoking song lyrics. Now I'm not even going into the games notifications (most of which I had disabled although they spit out more games a week than the illegals spit out kids in America), but I'd say I only cared about 3% of what I read unless it was personally to my wall or in a Facebook email. I commented on some posts which were funny or Bruins related or weather related. I sent birthday or condolences or congratulations as appropriate. I began to realize, however, that I was no better. My posts went from dangerously depressing when I was totally bummed out on life and stressed (may I add that no one, except perhaps my husband, ever commented on those) to excitedly cheering on the Bruins (sometimes play-by-play) to cute or witty kid stories and/or pictures of the, er, cherubs of mine. I was indeed a hypocrite and I did not like it one bit!

So, after checking out the invite to Google+ from my brother, I decided to try just that. People I found interesting were on it and I liked the whole 'circles' thing where you could decide which group of people to read about. I posted a hiatus on Facebook and moved to Google+ and soon didn't spend more than a few minutes on the computer every couple days. People had my email which I get on my phone, and my phone number to call or text. If I was needed, or missed, I could be found. I'd like to say that people thought I fell off  the face of the earth but really no one even noticed. I missed parties, general social news, and tons of pictures and gossip. Okay, I'll admit I didn't 'miss' any of it per se, but I was bummed that no one, not even a few good friends, ever noticed that I wasn't around.

Are we so plugged in that we're so impersonal? Does anyone ever pick up the phone anymore? What happened to, "Hey I haven't heard from So-and-so in a while..." Perhaps this is simply a kink in the computer age, but it's a pretty big one. It's like we've been dehumanized. I think if I stopped showing up to work people would miss me, some people would miss me not just because I wasn't pulling my weight at the office. I think if I stopped calling my mother, which sometimes there's been unintentional stretches, she'd call me to see what's up. I know my kids would care if I wasn't around; they'd be devastated! I sadly cannot say this of any online friends, which is what I'll call those I don't see daily, or even weekly, but with whom I still have some kind of connection. Dropping from the online world proved one solid point: I don't make a dent of a difference in it.

Well, I'm rechecking in with ole' Face Book again and this time, as with Google+, I'm not spending more than a few minutes every couple of days on it. If I need a friend, I'll call someone. If I need to express something unimportant but stressful at the time, I may post. If I'm needed by anyone, rare, I have a phone. I'm no longer slave to the online world. I'm also no longer relying on connections in that manner to find kinship in any way unless personally directed at me. What is it anyway that drives us to connect with a lit screen, a world in which we can both hide and express ourselves? Or is that all it is? The ability to hide and express at the same time? I'm not sure what Andy Rooney would have to say about all that, but I'm sure he'd have plenty of people listening. As for me, I just had to rant for Andy Rooney.